THAtS EMBARRING!!!!!?

In 5th grade we went to a zoo, When we went to the petting zoo, the newspaper was there for some pictures. (This looks bad doesn't it?). So I decided to lean down and pet a turtle. While the newspaper people are taking pictures of me petting it, all my clmates are giving me extremely weird looks. Confused, I look down to see that I am actually petting a rock.